Monday, March 28, 2011

Mr. Belding



The absolute worst Principal in the history of all educationdom(I know this isn't a word but hell)
I must say I watched every episode of Saved By The Bell and I can honestly say those damn kids didn't learn a damn thing from middle school or junior high up thru high school and he also let Lisa wear those ugly ass boots damn near everyday. I mean who hired this dude and why do they still have a job? He never suspended anybody and as far as I could tell he never even changed suits! I MEAN WTF? He knew kids was locking Screech in lockers. He knew Zack was the worst student ever, but he pushed him thru(the birth of President Bush's no child left behind). He knew Jessie was on crack ooh ooh ooh, my bad caffeine pills. He knew Slater had that mullet/jehri curl and let the man where jams and smoothe booties for like 5yrs! He let Zack and Slater fight in the hallway by the lockers and didn't suspend nobody.........but I digress he was also the most gullible man ever. He was constantly bamboozled by those kids, teachers, and parents it was always just sad not funny.......

Thursday, March 24, 2011

George W. Bush



I know this may be late, and most people may not like him, but I'm gonna look at him from another point of view, let's not look at him as a President let's look at him as a Gangsta or as a Hustla.
1. He was a C student who ran the country in comparison to President Obama who was damn
near at the top of his class at Harvard I think
2. He dodged a war because his Daddy knew people that knew people in my hood we call that a hook up
3. He snorted the Booger Sugar and STILL GOT TO BE PRESIDENT NOT WEED, COCAINE!!!
4. His closest worker was a black chick from the south named Condaleeza Rice, and his homeboy ran the country for him Dick Cheaney
5. He picked fights with other countries that we needed oil from which jacked up the price of the same oil that he owned and put that same money in his pocket
Kanye was actually wrong when he said, "George Bush doesn't like Black People." well he was partially wrong, he doesn't like POOR PEOPLE and what Hustla likes poor people black or white not one! Yeah Bush may have sucked as a President, but he was a Grade A Hustla
Oh, and this one is just for extra credit, what does a gangsta do when he's knows some body is about to drop dime on him, he kills the leaders of every strong group that's about to snitch, think about it who ran most of the Middle East, Sadaam Hussein and what's more Gangsta than a lynching.......