Sebastian

So here's what I've learned since becoming a Parent last November

      A.  Sebastian is more than likely gonna be the "Cool Kid" that gets       

            along with everybody      

            His Mom was the quiet of kid with a sense of humor.  

            His Dad was a class clown with a mean streak.

            I Pray he falls somewhere in the middle.

      B.  He will literally spaz on anyone who FIZUCKS WITH HIS    

            BOTTLE!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

      C.  Apples are not his favorite fruit as of today.

      D.  He enjoys his veggies.

      E.  He's a Kanye fan(probably because Ye is a baby too)

      F.  He enjoys a good tickling

      G.  He's not a fan of the Pacifier and I thank my lucky stars daily for 

            it

      H. Long car rides are his best friend

      I. He sleeps as though he has a full time job(but I guess if I got to play at daycare all day I'd be tired         

          too)

      J. He wants to fed himself at all cost because you having the spoon in your hands is stopping the      

         speed at which he can be fed you jack ass

     K. He will not pee on you unless you piss him off(see what I just did there)

     L. As with most people he enjoys a clean diaper and a clean crib.....

 

LeBron

For the record I know this letter will never reach LeBron, but I feel the need to say this so just let me vent: Here's the issue everyone has with this guy, it's not that he isn't taking these game winning shots, it's that he won't even try anymore. I can remember when dude he was in the playoffs against the Wizards when Gilbert Arenas was there and the whole Bron talking to him on the free throw line telling him if he missed that free throw that he was gonna get the ball and win the game, now LeBron didn't take that shot but he made the right decision with the ball bang game over, next round! You know why people love Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Kobe Bryant, D. Wade, hell even Monta Ellis(check the stats on him in the clutch) it's not that they made all the game winning shots, because they missed more than they made, but at least they were never afraid to take the shot. He can't be a true NBA superstar just off his skill set alone anymore, he has to man up and stop being so shook when it comes to those last minutes of the games either shoot or don't shoot, pass or don't pass. Now I'm not bashing the dude I actually want him to get over this fear, anxiety, this problem. I, we need him to do better.

Juvenile

I've been a avid listener of hip hop/rap music for a long time and a lot of good rappers get lost in the shuffle without any fanfare, but down here in the Southern Rap World we have some greats and some not so greats, but the one that always gets lost in shuffle is Juvenile. Now don't get me wrong by no means is Juvenile the best Southern Rapper to ever do it, but the man isn't even in the conversation and he should be! Everyone will probably argue that Lil Wayne is the best thing to ever come out of New Orleans and to come out of the South, but I think that without Juvenile there would be no Lil Wayne, Cash Money, or Hot Boys. Don't get me wrong Juvenile is no longer relevant as an artist, but with out Soulja Rags, 400 Degreez, or The G-Code there would be no room for Lil Wayne to flood the market with whatever it is he is doing right now as a matter of fact it I could argue that there would be no Drake or Nicki Manaj either, but I'll save that argument for another time. In conclusion I would like to say for everyone that thinks or may think that Lil Wayne is or could be the greatest rapper alive remember this he wasn't even the best rapper on his label and if I did a top 10 of Southern Rappers he wouldn't even qualify.

The eve of 28

As I sit here on what is the eve of my 28th birthday, I reminisce about the things I've seen, been through, and been a part and I must say it's been a wild, sad, happy, weird, and crazy ride. I can honestly say that I couldn't have imagined I would be where I am in life. The child of a teenage mother, being abandon by my father, growing up next door to a crackhouse, not having enough food to eat and settling just for wheat bread cause that's all we had(I don't really fool with wheat bread til this day for that reason), sleeping on the floor dodging stray bullets from the shoot outs that was going on in my front yard and right outside my window and pouring salt around my floor pallet to keep the slugs away from my face as I slept. I never expected to make it past the age of 25 not because I was so bad or living so rough I just knew it wasn't promised to me, I always felt like I was on borrowed time or something and to be 28yrs old, to have completely changed my thinking to a point of looking for life's next hurdle and welcome the challenge, to go from the poor kid that didn't have a pot to piss in, nor a window to throw it out of, isn't just a blessing it's actually nothing short of a miracle and for that I am eternally grateful, I have beautiful friends and a beautiful family(sometimes). 27 was nice, but I'm looking forward to 28. I'm not the emotional mushy type, but I love my life and everything in it from the harsh beginning to the smooth sailing I'm experiencing right now. So with that said who's got the 1st round!

Mr. Belding

The absolute worst Principal in the history of all educationdom(I know this isn't a word but hell)

I must say I watched every episode of Saved By The Bell and I can honestly say those damn kids didn't learn a damn thing from middle school or junior high up thru high school and he also let Lisa wear those ugly ass boots damn near everyday. I mean who hired this dude and why do they still have a job? He never suspended anybody and as far as I could tell he never even changed suits! I MEAN WTF? He knew kids was locking Screech in lockers. He knew Zack was the worst student ever, but he pushed him thru(the birth of President Bush's no child left behind). He knew Jessie was on crack ooh ooh ooh, my bad caffeine pills. He knew Slater had that mullet/jehri curl and let the man where jams and smoothe booties for like 5yrs! He let Zack and Slater fight in the hallway by the lockers and didn't suspend nobody.........but I digress he was also the most gullible man ever. He was constantly bamboozled by those kids, teachers, and parents it was always just sad not funny.......

George W. Bush

I know this may be late, and most people may not like him, but I'm gonna look at him from another point of view, let's not look at him as a President let's look at him as a Gangsta or as a Hustla.

1. He was a C student who ran the country in comparison to President Obama who was damn

near at the top of his class at Harvard I think

2. He dodged a war because his Daddy knew people that knew people in my hood we call that a hook up

3. He snorted the Booger Sugar and STILL GOT TO BE PRESIDENT NOT WEED, COCAINE!!!

4. His closest worker was a black chick from the south named Condaleeza Rice, and his homeboy ran the country for him Dick Cheaney

5. He picked fights with other countries that we needed oil from which jacked up the price of the same oil that he owned and put that same money in his pocket

Kanye was actually wrong when he said, "George Bush doesn't like Black People." well he was partially wrong, he doesn't like POOR PEOPLE and what Hustla likes poor people black or white not one! Yeah Bush may have sucked as a President, but he was a Grade A Hustla

Oh, and this one is just for extra credit, what does a gangsta do when he's knows some body is about to drop dime on him, he kills the leaders of every strong group that's about to snitch, think about it who ran most of the Middle East, Sadaam Hussein and what's more Gangsta than a lynching.......